Oh my God. Becky, look at her butt... it is so big!

I've never seen so many stretch marks in one place. Listen, I'm not usually judgemental. Hell, I got a bit of a stomach on me, but I do think that some self governing was lost there at the Ren Fest. There were many women three to four times my girth wearning 3 to 4 times LESS clothing than I was. The Ren Fest is no excuse to show everyone what you got. You don't have to flaunt it. I know 99.99% of the year you don't, but damn, don't go completely AWOL and wear a string bikini if you are 5' and 300lbs. Really. Did I take any images to prove this? No. Why would I? Just go any given weekend and you'll see these people about.

Is it shallow to say such things? Maybe. Do I care if it is? No.

So if you know someone going to a Renaissance Festival, please be the voice of reason to them!!

Frog vs. Bug

So this is one of those iPhone videos that was made while I was drunk. I was incredibly awed that nature in the raw form was happening in front of my drunken eyes. The bug literally stood no chance. Crazy huh?

2006 Scion tC Turbo vs. 2005+ Mustang GT

What seems hard for me to figure out is why this video has so many views. I can only guess is because it involves a quick mustang. Certainly not because it has a boosted tC in it. Sure isn't because of my subpar driving. I don't know, but it's got more than 18,000 views. Crazy, I know.

The Mantis Series

Recently I was fortunate enough to happen upon a mantis who had just skillfully caught a bumble bee.

The Mantis Victory Stance


Honestly, I think it was my best caputre that day.

Bottle Top: We're ****ed!

My Wife is eternally entertaining to me. Kase has an unnatural ability to entertain me to no end. Her personality, for some crazy reason, is exceptional. She has an incredibly short temper (which I believe comes from the Russian in her blood) which provides for endless chances for epic videos... I hope you enjoy:

Life Passing You By

I know we all get the feeling that life has been passing us by. Leaving us at the way side while interesting things happen to more interesting people. Although is nothing like that in reality, our mostly imprefect brains can't help but think that. How weird is that? Think about it. We have the most advanced brain that nature has been able to produce, yet look at the multitude of aliments that still inflict the modern brain. I digress...

Life abound and all around. Even sitting at your computer reading this life passes infront of you. I never understood the saying really. I am life. Without me and other people, what we precieve as life wouldn't exist to pass by. If you're bent on that saying meaning something, then you're the only reason it's passing by. It's not hard to get out and experience all that this world has to offer. Seeing all that I have, having walked most of the continents on this planet, I can say that life doesn't pass anyone by because we are the life that is meant.


The Fantastic G has spoken!

The Fight

When I was younger, I didn't care much if I got hurt or not. To fight with another human never really appealed to me. The idea of boxing doesn't thrill me. UFC is boring. A got in a few fights when I was growing up but nothing memorable. Now that I am older, the idea of fighting is very very dangerous. Getting hurt from anything, can seriously hinder my life, and the life of those that depend on me. The reason I give this thought, is because recently I saw two men lose their lively hood over a very stupid reason. Of course, alcohol is a factor. I don't really feel sorry for them. I feel sorrow for their families that now are filled with worry about hard times to come. Maybe it'll be like that, may be it won't. I know I could not face my wife with the news that our family is now in trouble due to my own actions.... Just a thought anyways.

The Fantastic G has spoken!